People have taken to sharing their deepest and darkest sexual fantasies online involving IT’s Pennywise the Clown, and they are really weird and rather disturbing.
Believe or not, the Internet is full of strange people. Some of them can be strange in a good way, like the guy who made the Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen music video, but others come under the need-to-see-a-shrink category of strange. A few of these disturbed individuals have taken to the Internet to share their twisted Pennywise the Clown sexual fantasies and some of them have been compiled into a tumblr account, pennywise confessions.
OK, so it has to be said that Pennywise is played by Bill Skarsgård in the 2017 remake of Stephen King’s IT, who is widely considered to be a very sexy man, which could be a factor in this online lusting after the shape-shifting clown. But still, it’s weird – like, really weird. The clown bites a kid’s arm off in the movie for heaven’s sake.
But the Internet is a strange place where people can share their deepest and darkest secrets behind the anonymity it offers, and this is the result. It starts off with some rather tame stuff like, “I’d like to spend some casual time with Pennywise; cuddling cracking jokes, carding fingers through his ginger hair,” (aw, that’s kind of cute), and ends in very hardcore offerings which I don’t really feel comfortable sharing here. Although we have put a selection for your perusal below, if you’re brave enough… and old enough.
Will this all end in some Pennywise-themed porn parodies? Judging by some of the stuff out there, it wouldn’t be the most surprising thing in the world, especially considering that we now know there would be an audience for it. People have even started shipping Pennywise and fellow horror icon, The Babadook, and are now referring to them as the LGBT community’s power couple. Who would have predicted that happening?
I just hope that Skarsgård is aware there are people with these dark and twisted Pennywise-related sexual fantasies out there and he knows to stay well away from them.